Robert's greatest aspirations involve listening to and making as much music as humanly possible, the enlightenment of all sentient beings and perfecting the art of randomness in the kitchen. He can often be found goofing off in an inverted posture. Although a vegan health nut, he refuses to live without coffee.
Diligent & subdued Trade Manager by day and party animal vigilante by night, Killa Mike always knows where to find the best live music around town. This down home southern boy is an Allman Brothers Band and loyal Clemson Tiger fan. Did we mention he does the best impression of Fire Marshall Bill this side of the Mississippi?
This future Chuck-town rap sensation is one of the youngest employee's here at AbundaTrade.com. When he's not busy laying down new rhymes, chilling with his friends, or hanging with his family, this shipper extraordinaire spends his time looking for the perfect shorty to love.
Assistant Trade Manager/Customer Service
Michael is a down to earth character with one crazy sense of humor. A self-labeled geek, he likes computers, books, and as much computer/ console gaming as possible. He enjoys dark comedy movies, goatee fashion statements, and helping our customers.
Maisy is a victim of many years of retail. She loves video games and is a pain to work with. Did we mention she loves video games?
Rob comes to us from somewhere south of Canada and North of Florida. A onetime aspiring stuntman he gave it up after breaking his right pinky finger a record 333 times. His ambition is to retire early on soon to be won lotto winnings. Once accomplished you can then find him at his beach front property, sipping Mojito's, somewhere on the Isle of Lucy...
Friends of The Library Manager
Referred to as the "new king of pop" around the office, Sheldon is best known for his musical talent. Where there is a stage, there is "Shellshocker" heating it up! With a background in Event Management and Radio and TV Broadcasting, he is sure to plan a fabulous event. He loves the Green Bay Packers and his love of Mariah Carey would take too much time to explain! Are you ready to get "Shelshocked"?
Jessica is our Customer Service person.
Joe M. spends his days listening to groovy jam bands and feelin' the vibes. He's a gentleman and a scholar. Word on the street is that he is also single........ Ladies.
Ashton likes spending time with her kids. She enjoys Ted Talks and developing Apps in her spare time. She likes ketchup, syrup and other odd condiments.
This pug loving event coordinator is Italian and really loves food. He loves jamming out to Katy Perry and Miley Cyrus in the office. So he puts his hands up, they're playing his song.
Lindsey is the bubbliest girl in the office. She is a fan of the New York Giants, Unicorns, Hanson, Starbucks and Disney movies. She also loves to pop bottles.
Ethan is a working class hero. After years of working odd jobs including (but not limited to) handling lions in the circus, being a courier for some mafia-esque people, and driving a delivery truck for the now defunct Potawatomi Milk and Cheese Company, he has moved on to greener pastures and lives a quiet life. He's a Tiki Toss master who enjoys a finely crafted PBR after quittin' time. Fuggedaboutit.
Christopher is a lover, not a fighter. He spends his days keeping up with the latest happenings in the Marvel Universe and playing Video Games. He is an avid fan of art and all things Sci-Fi. Fun fact: He has two robot koi fish tattoos.
Scott A.K.A. Short Scott is a simple man. He loves hockey and having a healthy laugh at other people's expenses. We're not quite sure how he has managed to stay alive being that his diet consists of Mountain Dew, Arby's, Slim Jims and Marlboro Reds.
This Chris Evans look-a-like is most known for being the only male in an all female band. He is also known for surpassing his older brother Steve's achievements by being both MVP and having the most Touchdowns in the NFL.
Scott D. A.K.A. Tall Scott is cooler than the other side of the pillow. He's always late on Saturdays but he's so cool we don't even care. He spends his free time playing rock and roll and hanging out with somewhat equally cool people.
He likes cats.
This Harry Potter fanatic loves her dog and likes watching Netflix. When she's not busy pulling and packing orders, she enjoys painting as well as making her own jewelery. She aspires to own her own jewelry store but she will also settle for being a real housewife of Chucktown.
Michael is a man who wears many hats but mainly a baseball cap. He also works at one of the best pizza places in town.